The Homosexual Menace!

A very professionally arranged Public Service Announcement to help prepare you for when you come up against one of these menaces in your life!

This kid has a freaking awesome dad. If my dad had built a personal rollercoaster for me in the back yard out of PVC and other assorted junk i would have totally lost my tiny little mind, just like this kid.

The rope isn't real.. The Prank is. - LOL

These guys just had to do another video. Where a bunch of Force controlling douche-holes abuse their abilities and use the mystical power of the Jedis to be totally jerk-bags.

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

You're just unboxing your new Central Station monitor--then BAM!--the machine uprising slaps you in the face. Next we're being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on.

The delightful Ulrika gets a video dedicated all to her, covering her career as a weather girl, to being Sven’s mistress. It even manages the intellectual feat of rhyming Ulrika-ka-ka-ka with Lady Gaga and Jar Jar.

This little guy is the reason burglars are named after cats. He has been successfully sneaking into peoples houses opening doors for years. It's just a matter of time before they take over the planet!

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. . But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with the tasty deliciousness of processed grains, everyone wants a spoonful.

Sorry, buddy, but your idiotic crash is just a little too late to qualify your truck for 'cash for clunkers.'

Toast might not sound like something you'd need a video totorial to help you to cook, but this is no ordinary round of toast. It's jammy toast, then taco toast, then English toast, then fake nutella toast. Serious business.