The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

It might be a touch out of tune and the tempo may faulter from time to time, but c'mon, it's a freaking laserbeam. Cut it some slack. Also, when you see what it's etching while playing the song you'll sh#t bricks.

I'd rather bury my face in his dog's tits, personally. It's not trying quite so hard and has three times as many nips. Nah, she's alright really. I bet you any money this ad was paid for by the kid in it.

I've heard of respecting your adversaries but this goes a bit far. One thing I don't get though, if this is all it took to KO this dude, what's he doing in the ring to begin with?

After a few minutes of watching Melissa Villasenor and her hilarious impressions you'll wonder why Saturday Night Live haven't snapped her up already and made her a regular on the show.

Slow clap to these kids for pulling off the best cover of Get Low ever. It really will make you want to achieve elevated levels of boisterousness up in your social gathering. Or maybe it will induce new levels of hating?

Well, we don't get to see the entire package in this cam clip, but with a hottie like Porsha it's only serves to make you want MOAR!!

Kitchen knife versus cute kitty. Place your bets now! Not content with waking up his owner every morning and being seen by millions of people on YouTube this cat has started trolling celebrities.

Wanna know how to keep that badass hairdo of yours snappy and fresh? just follow the advice of this mop top master and you'll be up to your armpits in babes before you can say "Dumb and Dumber".

Quite possibly the happiest dog in the playground EVER! But to be honest this is actually pretty creepy, you just have to watch it because of that alone. If you have a dog, don't ever do this.

I bet it was never like that when his grandfather drove a Panzer? Would it be too ironic for him to threaten that someone's head will roll?