The Floor Is Lava Lvl: Extreme

Do you remember that game you used to play when you were a kid and you had to get around the house without touching the red-hot lava floor? Looks like some chicks still play it when they grow up.

If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.

Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

OK, so you don't have a YouTube or Google account (why not?) but you want to watch an adult-themed video on YouTube. Instead of just signing up for one (that would be too easy), try this handy hack instead.

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.

It's not like it used to be. In the old days sitting on potential riches was a good thing, now it just makes you a target for 'freedom', 'democracy' and if you're really unlucky a bunch of fast food joints popping up...

I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3

Walruses are large, terrifying beasts, who pull their behemoth bodies along, showing off their giant tusks that could rip through your body like a hit knife through butter. But killing them is easy, when you know how.

Being an atheist's pretty cool, you can laugh at religious people and do what the hell you like without any superstitious fear of divine retribution. But then when you die, it's a bit of a bummer.

Not sure if he's talking about the microphone in this picture, or his womanhood. But whatever it is, if he can be a belieber, if he really wants to make that change, he can do it. Maybe.