The Colonel

It's not that he's especially partial to the gays, but he's definitely partial to their money, so he'll say whatever it takes to secure their continued business, even if it means male tables dancers. Wow.

When Google turn their homepage into a musical instrument you can rely on Mr. Domino to coax a tune out of it. Not content with just playing a website, Brett even adds a bit of his inimitable pizazz.

Sometimes you stare at danger and laugh, sometimes it's the other way around. This kid takes a tough dive after attempting a rather small jump on his dirtbike. What a complete idiot.

Proof that playing 8 ball solo is seriously dangerous - This dude slams his head so hard against a pool table that it knocks him out cold and nobody cares. Seriously sad and painful :(

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, & hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here” Er, Oooooooooook. Whatever yu say buddy, whatever you say. It's probably best to stay off the crack, yo.

It’s 25 years since the Beastie Boys released “Licensed to Ill” and now they’re making a film about that fateful time, starring so many Hollywood celebs they must be attempting to break some kind of cameo world record.

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

This is pretty nasty, maybe Marty should change his name to Oedipus. But I suppose in Marty's defence his mom is pretty hot, I certainly would but then I'm not her son. Dude. Sick!

If you just happen to be an animal lover, beware! You might find yourself watching this video over and over again until either your brain explodes or the batteries on your laptop/tablet/phone expire. It's adorbz.

This kid has gotten into that rebellious rock and roll music a little early! That means by seven he'll be into soft rock, and as a teenager he'll trying to figure out where to buy cassettes of Pat Boone. 'GO BABY GO!'

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.