Texter Versus Bear

When there's a bear on the loose, roaming casually around your neighborhood, looking for something to eat it's probably time to put your phone down and actually look where you're walking...

It's only February and we're already knee deep in some hilarious news bloopers, which, lets' face it, is pretty much the best thing about the news these days. This collection even features an appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.

You might think that a hungry dog would eat pretty much anything. This dog proves that you'd be dead wrong as he stubbornly refuses to go anywhere near this slice of low-fat lamb jerky. Fussy git.

You can't blame some animals for trying, even if the object of it's affection only has 2 legs! The deer's outlook on wives seems to be "Eh, you win some, you lose some.

This man has a message to give to the world & he has to carve his message into a tree using a chainsaw. Watch those fingers. WTF!?!

Love him or hate him, you have to admit that the man has got charm and charisma out the wazoo. There aren't many heads of state that would pick up the microphone and sing along at blues night...

This is the exact opposite of the Worst Shopping Run Ever. He's so excited. I hope no one bursts his bubble and tells him that everyone gets to join the store's rewards club.

Battling the shitty British weather, these guys take a flycam to London Comic Con to capture the cosplayers. So prepare to be wowed by the effort these people make to look so awesome.

Mountain walking is for pussies, but mountain walking where the path is only half there and falling to your smashed-skull doom is only a step away, well that's a different ball game altogether. So are you a man or a mountain goat?

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Everyone hearts the government, especially when it’s led by two toffs who haven’t got a clue — so look at this track as a sort of mantra that you can repeat to yourself without a hint of iron.