THE HORROR!

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!

Going where no camera has ever gone befe, it raises the question: "WHY!?" - If this is some sort of covert surveillance device then i can only assume it's going to end in blood....LOTS of blood!

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

This is such a blatant double-entendre that it makes you wonder if maybe she subconsciously meant to post it - LMAO!

Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months!

An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!

Your pastries must be more severe! Seriously though, this is both terrifying AND adorable. I must have it! Grab your credit cards and follow me to google! TO GOOGLE!

This guy seems to have hit the nail on the head. Whatever it is you're doing, you can romanticize it by adding a little bit of candlelight. Maybe also rose petals.

Well, at least all the germs were burnt off during the baking process.. - EW

Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL