Sweet Ride, Bro

It might not exactly be a muff-mobile, the ladies might not flock to it like flies to poop, but you gotta admit, it's pretty damn impressive that this thing can still move under it's own steam.

Forget all that Neo & Matrix crap, if you really want someone to cum and save you then this is the lady who will do it - i'd love to plug into her :)

Simon Pegg is none to happy about his neighbour from “Spaced”, Brian, coming in to tell him that they’ll no longer be able to relieve corporate tension in their office the way they used to. But would you be happy?

Threads was aired on 1984 to an unsuspecting British public and, in just one airing, it put the UK off nuclear war for good. It’s grim viewing and just try and imagine how it would’ve impacted its audience in a pre-internet ara.

In case you're wondering what the song is, it's Thy Art Is Murder - Whore To A Chainsaw. You're probably kicking yourself now, right? That was on the tip of your tongue. The drumming cat prolly just made your mind go blank.

Any guy lucky enough to survive a crash like that unscathed needs to get to Vegas, because he's on a roll.

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

Worried about fossil fuels damaging the environment and the rapidly diminishing oil reserves? Never fear, because Syria has the answer. Before long we will all be running on the power of piezo ignitions and trolling.

Smart. This guy just made his job easier. Now he only has half as much boat to captain.

if you thought that the Battleships movie was a weird choice of game to make a film about, prepare to have your mind blown. This might not be appearing at the cinemas anytime soon, but that doesn't detract from it's awesomeness.

Always expect the unexpected. When it comes to girls, they usually get a headache before wrapping their legs around this guy, so in a weird kinda way this is really a step up for him.