Swag Fail

It doesn't matter how ripped you are, how many tats you have or what ridiculous pose you're striking, if your girfriend is a "ten pinter" your swag level is zero.

If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.

Whatever your career job there is no way you will attain such on-the-job satisfaction as this dude. As soon as this dude retires I'm getting an application sent through right away!

You know the look, you see it every day and every time you wonder, "why does a pretty girl want to make herself ugly by doing that?". The answer my friend is one that you will never understand, so don't try to figure it out.

Inspired by the recent activities in London & Vancouver, Lego releases a special edition for those aspiring kids that are just getting into their block based building. It's a steal!

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

Eveybody knows he was a very naughty man, but what you might not know is that Adolf had a warm sentimental side to him. Well, until it came time to nom some cyanide...

A true genius is always waaay ahead of the curve & time - Go Bobby! - "Johnnny’s in the basement mixing up the lolcats…"

All those seemingly endless lives Mario has, just where do they come from? The truth is revealed in this comic and it's not pretty, not pretty at all. You'll never play Mario the same way again.

It you are a single female with a cat and are just about to embark on a relationship with that hunk you met at the beach, heed this warning! You will ALWAYS be single as long as you have a cat!!!

Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.