Super Golden Friends

I imagine this is exactly what the Super Best Friends would have been like in their twilight years. Mind you, If I was Batman I would have ditched Robin a long, long time ago. That dude is so goddamn lame.

He’s definitely one of the characters who isn’t quite so contemptible as the others. He may have no morals when it comes to women and drinking, but he’s no Joffrey when it comes to valuing human life.

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

If you're looking for a hilarious way to ruin your wedding day, choreographing a dance routine to a Justin Bieber song is a pretty effective way to do it. It's hilarious at first but it's still Bieber...

So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? It’s simple maths. If one is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?

Britney Spears forgets to tuck something back into her skirt. I guess her special guest at this concert was her Aunt Flo.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

It's not often you get to see a woman of this caliber cavorting nakie by the side of the road, trying to flag down a willing ride. If i was driving past I wouldn't even hesitate. I'd hit her....with my car - OMG!

I'd rather bury my face in his dog's tits, personally. It's not trying quite so hard and has three times as many nips. Nah, she's alright really. I bet you any money this ad was paid for by the kid in it.

This is simply the most awesome children's TV show ever created. Not only is it rude but it's educational too. It'll probably never see the light of day though as it's clearly a ripoff of Thomas The Tank Engine...

How do you discover you have this talent? - GROSS