Subway Crash

Earlier this month two light-rail trains collided injuring more than 40 people in San Francisco. I got to say the bystanders look pretty calm for watching two trains crash 10 feet in front of them.

Attention J.J. Abrams: nobody can pull off a dying tauntaun & Jabba like Bill Hader can—his 'Star Wars' impressions are so good, you'll want to cut him open and use him for warmth. That's talent.

It's time to go old skool for your movie entertainment and get nerdcore as CineFix presents Thor retold, via old-school 8-bit (and a little 16 bit ;) game tech. No quarters or controllers required!

First there was the bra toolbox, and now it's a purse too. Is there anything that wonderful, wonderful bra can't do?

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

This is a mean trick to play, waking your wife and pretending you're about to get hit by an oncoming truck. And the best thing is their child gets to see it all, learning that pranking the ones you love is totally acceptable.

A tornado forms in front of this couple and the chick starts to go insane while the dude is completely calm. I guess he's secretly thinking that his this could finally put an end to the life-long pain he is destined to endure with her?

I love the enthusiasm this little girl puts in to this, but alas, to no avail. Hahaha I think her technique leaves a lot to be desired. Better luck next birthday kiddo.

So, the royal wedding happened. You may’ve missed it because you were sunning yourself on the shores of Lake Como, driving a speed boat around and supping beer in the Mediterranean heat — but it happened.

Let this be a warning for people who want to put pylons next to a graveyard. That energy could end up waking the dead. Zombies overtaking the earth is a scary prospect - Thank god for cops with guns.

Leaping head first into a huge man made canyon with a rope lashed to your waist might sound like some kind of barbaric torture, but after watching this video, I think I want a go! Looks scary but I bet it's one hell of a rush!