Stuff Girls Don't Say

By now you've probably seen the "stuff girls say" videos floating around YouTube. This one takes the idea and inverts it. Put simply, here is a list of things you'll probably never hear any girl say. Ever.

Want to know how to get past one of those super 1337 champion monsters while playing on Inferno mode? Here's someone with a specially constructed guide, just for you. Follow his instruction and... FFUUUUUUUU!

They say a cat has nine lives, but it looks as if this one has used them all up - But then fireman Cory Kalanick rescues the unconscious kitten from a burning house filled with smoke and gives it a respawn. Too cute!

We have another winner this month in our Break Scare Video contest. After a long day of classes this guy finds a head in his ...

As if the devastation befalling Japan isn’t heartwrenching and appalling enough, there’s always one sick, twisted individual looking for attention. Praying to an absent God for the death of 1000s!

So you tie one on, the night fades to a hazy blur and next thing you know your waking up in a strange woman’s bed feeling quite satisfied with thy bad self.. You Da Man!. NOT!!!

If you get car-jacked--although here's hoping you never do--then don't panic because you never know, that hardass g-star with a semi automatic might just be satisfied with some sticky, delicious honey.

Damien Walters? Spider Man? They're punks compared to this wall climber.

Intergalactic pr0n is what those Jedi knights were really searching for. Using the Force they were seeking out the finest adult entertainment the universe could offer. Featuring an excess of purple lightsabers & strange creatures.

The inhabitants of Utrecht, the Netherlands were treated to a beautiful performance by a huge flocks of starlings dancing in the evening sky. Watch as the birds swoop across the sky in mesmerizing patterns and formations.

MTV Cribs usually features a tour around a luxurious pad. But not this time a soldier fighting in Helmand Province takes us around his crib—it’s got great views, a 30mm cannon on his ride, and the dirty ground for a bed.