Stop Teen Pregnancy!

It's time to act like a man and be responsible, and also sample some of the fringe benefits of practicing some 'safe sex' at the same time - YEEHAH!

Sometimes even the proper use of Engrish in a news broadcast headline can throw up some interesting thoughts in your head about 'wtf!?' was actually going on. Weird!

Absolutely adorable!! - CUTE

So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.

If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.

Sasha advises to floss regularly to get rid of all those hard to reach oral infestations, she's obviuosly a professional who takes her work very seriously :)

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol is always a fun and interesting way to spend a weekend, but it can lead to behaviour that you otherwise wouldn't engage in. Punching walls/windows or overexaggerating your own abilities spring instantly to mind.

This pup chose to foster a few bunny babes.

Zach Galifianakis ponders what it might feel like to be in love, having never experienced it. To be honest he'd probably pretty damn close with this one.

It's kinda like looking at one of those impossible triangle things, except it's a bloke's legs. If you can pull off this pose, you are guaranteed to get so much tail...

So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...