Still Overcompensating

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

If you said A then you're not all there. This isn't a debate, it's a matter of right and wrong, and if you're on the side of the A then you're firmly in the wrong. Fact.

All the destinations you could ever want to go to and exactly how to get there, job done. Now all i have to do is go pack!

Just looking at this Facebook thread, these are either some advanced trolls, winding us all up or, tragically, it's real. In which case it's time to hang up your hat and give up on humanity.

Not content with having claws that rip through any clothing (or skin) you might just happen to put in their way it looks as if those feline fighters are now learning the ways of the ninja - Be afraid!

Let's see if you can predict the outcome of this contest Paul!

And look what you wake up to. Ugh. Double ugh. No sharing a breakfast with this not-so-fine specimen of the female species, but such is the manipulative powers of make-up.

Even eldritch witch-kings need to poop every once in a while. Not something you'll see in the films, but it had to happen at some point, right?

Street artist Banksy makes a statement about the olympics and the slightly over-the-top security surrounding them in this soon to be washed off stencil.

It doesn't matter how ripped you are, how many tats you have or what ridiculous pose you're striking, if your girfriend is a "ten pinter" your swag level is zero.

It's the newest craze sweeping Facebook. Duckface hunting! Go and find a picture of a give giving it a bit of duck face, and leave the commment "BANG". Then sit back and enjoy the lolz or hunt some more!