Star Wars Speed Dating

It's speed dating...Star Wars Style! Take a trip to the Mos Eisley Cantina and drop in with some of your favorite characters. Who would you take home? Darth Vader? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Even Jar Jar Binks...sort of.

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

This appears to be a stunt gone wrong. If I read it right, the quad was actually supposed to land on his head, not just on his back.

Keep an eye on the fourth guy in this line of Staten Island criminals. He's able to Houdini himself out of his cuffs and make a break for it.

And the smurfs take home the gold! A spoof off of Lil Wayne. LOL

If at first your tractor doesn't succeed, try again and fail some more until you get something fail-worthy to post on the internet and amuse us all - OUCH!

If this dude's were balls hanging on my neck for that long, I'd submit too.

Just before this guy stacks it on his ass, you get the instructor saying, "And you know this bike is dangerous." If someone says something like that to you and someone's holding a video camera nearby, your ass is going to meet dirt.

Ilze Luneau dribbles five basketballs while balanced on an indo board. Ok, that's cool, but can she play D? No? Sorry, not interested.

The school girl outfit, a classic, perennially up there with the cheerleader, nurse, Batman...no...wait!

Gordon F#CKING RAMSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! If you’ve just gone back to work and you feel a bit angry at the world for ruining your festive slumber, then why not take a leaf out of Mr Angry’s book?