Sprite BJ Commercial

What exactly was the marketing genius behind associating sprite with semen?

He might not look all that sprightly in all his Marvel cameos, but there's life in the old dog yet. Well, there's life in his extraordinarily convincing stunt double at least. Still, pretty cool video.

Hey, if you had any doubts about the USA being the absolute fucking money, then look no further than Doug Stanhope, all-night bars, more choices for breakfast and road names and layouts that actually make sense.

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

A little boy's salamander bites a TV show host, chaos ensues. Remember no animals were harmed during this taping-- except the talk show host who went deaf and needed a bandage.

This is one of those things where if you make it all the way to the end the phrase double oh will seem strange and alien to you and you’ll never be able to watch a Bond movie again. You’re welcome.

In Russia you don't illegally park your car, traffic wardens park it for you - It's like playing one of those crane games, but instead of winning a stuffed animal or a crappy watch you get a slightly damaged new car!

Anita has not been to Polar Zoo in about 2 months. The wolves obviously missed her but to be this close to a pack of wolves, and to let them jump about all over you snarling and bearing their teeth? Cojones. Gigantic ones.

When an adorable kitten takes part in a showdown with a glass jar, everyone wins. For some reason theres nothing a kitten can do that is cuter than getting itself stuck in a transparent container. Awwwwwwwww.

Who knew that hitler was a bona fide dance master!? I mean I know he did all that bad stuff because the history channel keeps banging on about it but apparently as well as not liking the jews, this boy could DANCE!

Ever wished you could have a conversation with your twleve year old self? I haven’t. Still, if it didn’t create a temporal paradox and destroy the very fabric of space-time, I might give myself some lottery results…