Spectator Run Over By Horse

A spectator gets slammed to the ground and trampled on after jumping the crash barrier to root on his favorite horse. He is luckily recovering with only minor head and chest injuries.

I know picking your nose is frowned upon but was this necessary?

If you've got any spare fireworks left over from November the 5th's festivities here's a fun idea: use them to unclog your toilet. By 'unclog' i mean destroy it and spray fecal matter all over your walls. Fun, eh?

It's easy for us to forget, due to recent 'parenting' events that Arnie used to be cool. Prepare to witness Terminator's finest hour. This guy's been sitting in a room for god knows how long doodling this.

Is it natural selection at work getting rid of the stupid amongst us? I wonder what it feels like to have testicles in the back of your throat, if you want to find out just follow this guy's example.

This guy popped a champagne cork into his unsuspecting friend's nuts. Now that the champagne is open, they can drink to the end of their friendship and toast the friend's inability to procreate.

I call it just plain showing off, but then isn't that what cheerleading is about? I bet they spent a serious amount of time mastering this one in the gym, because when this goes wrong I wouldn't want to see the results.

Two speeches, from two very different men, both duelling with each other but one flies as high as King Kong atop the moon, the other flops like Hugh Hefner’s love life without Viagra.

This is the absolute nightmare scenario when it comes to chain lifts. Well, maybe with the addition of an evil clown or two and his pants falling down just before he drops, but still. It's pretty bad...

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. Next target : Miley Cyrus.

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!