Sonic, the New Generation

Absolutely adorable!! - CUTE

Don't be freaked out by this, it's not like the internet is spying on you while you sit in front of it and fap to the abundance of hot chicks who are all over it. It's just magic, plain simple magic. OMFG!!!

Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!

Alcohol is good, alcohol is fun, but alcohol is also a nasty evil mudda who will do strange things to your eyes and change your vision to see things that are NOT there - Try and remember that if you can :(

Ok, so when is the one time you can show pictures of your naked child to another adult and point out and laugh about his penis? Think about it if it was a dad with his daughter, something is rotten in the state of Denmark here!?

Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?

Uploading sexy photos of yourself online is a business fraught with danger. There are many pitfalls to avoid, least of all making yourself look sexy and alluring. This girl seems to have fallen at the first hurdle.

It makes for a nice equation but the real fact of the matter is that women do it SO much better than guys! Still, good to see that the Jackass guys are up for trying any stunt, even if they fail this time!

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!