Slackline Epicness

Who even knew they had contests like this? But they do, and these people are supreme wizards when it comes to jumping around and flinging themselves about on a piece of slackline.

When a hawt chick is dying medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures, a de-fap-rillator! - WTF!?!

Call me weird if you like but I find watching someone carve still-warm candle wax into cool shapes and sculptures strangely mesmerizing. It doesn't hurt that the woman doing this is seriously skilled at it either.

A jet ski loses control and slams into a families picnic table.

Creating a dog with hands is one thing, but creating a mutant abomination, able to eat processed cheese snack pots is threatening the existence of every living slacker on the planet. Science has finally gone too far.

Arnold brings the intensity that the story needs.. -COOL!

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo. Fuck yeah.

Strangely enough, fireworks almost look better when they're being played backwards. Someone needs to invent a firework that implodes like this. I'd buy as many as I could carry. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Ok, so you have a very special talent and we all know chicks are impressed by a man's skillz - But SERIOUSLY! - If you could produce a fart that sounded like a chainsaw would you be considered a catch - FAIL!!!

This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. Sometimes your dinner just has other plans and doesn't wanna stick around to get eaten - WTF!?!

Sometimes, when you face up to your fears, you also end up facing up to the concrete instead. Somehow i reckon that this is definitely one of those times and will not be repeated anytime soon - OUCH!