Skyrim Is Here

The giddy excitement, the expectations the smell of fresh video game as you peel away the cellophane, the sudden realisation you don't have a girlfriend & the last time you went to the pub was before the smoking ban came in. Still.

I can imagine that this is how Otto Man from the Simpsons would drive the school bus if he was given half a chance. I'm certain Bart would love it.

It's here! Whoop-de-hoo-ha! Go get them Ventura, get that furry lump of tuft that clings onto Leia. And that Lucas-looking Ewok too! Damn, but a pet detective is no match for tranquilizer darts.

Mr. Mittens, sometimes you just gotta let that last little bit of ice cream at the bottom of the container go. Cats! You gotta love them!

Just because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.

Updating Facebook relationship statuses isn't the first thing that most new couples do when they get married, but these two can't even wait to get off the altar. Kinda sad if you think about it :(

After more Lego themed games than you could shake a multitude of sticks at it's about damn time that they moved into creating feature length movies in the inimitable Lego style. Here's what that might look like.

Why else would you learn a musical instrument? Why does anybody do anything? To attract the opposite sex, that's why. You may have painful fingers by the end of all that playing around, but it would've been worth it.

The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.

Prepare to relive a story you lernt in your childhood. It's the tortoise and the hare all over again, and, yup, the girl shaped like the tortoise managed to win. Silly rabbit.

The MMA just signed him. From now on he's the Chuck Liddell Bear.