Skynet: It Begins

Skynet all started with a robotic hand. Before they knew what was going on the computers rose up and bitchslapped humanity. I'm not saying that's going to happen, but I will say that I'm buying lots of tinned food...

When you have an accident make sure you plan for the future - Bases covered, girls. If the dancing doesn't work, the crutches will be sure to get the guys' attention.

It’s about time Churchill got replaced for a more up-to-date defining image of Britain – just as long as it’s not Simon Cowell !!!

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

How urgent is your journey to the other side of this bridge, maybe go the long way this time? This is what happens when you let your engineers drink Vodka during lunch break.

Clearly, the mare was jealous of the car's superior horsepower.

He's pretty damn good on that drumkit, and his solo came out of nowhere. So did his bizarre reaction to it (WAIT FOR IT!). It's almost as if he has an allergic reaction to his own innate awesomeness...

He’s even shown his pussy organ to Prince Charles who lol’d heartily at such a machine. Legend has it he can play “God Save the Queen” on the Duchess of Cornwall’s. . Because he can.

This is simply the most awesome children's TV show ever created. Not only is it rude but it's educational too. It'll probably never see the light of day though as it's clearly a ripoff of Thomas The Tank Engine...

A female monkey jumps on the hood of a car and is looking to go for more than just a car ride.

They said the old hill behind the school yard couldn't be sledded. Technically, they were wrong. What they didnt say was no one ever lived to talk about it - OMG!