Shark Swims Ashore in New Jersey

Are they sure this is on a Jersey shore? Shouldn't the shark be orange, annoying, and nearing the end of his fifteen minutes of fame?

It’s not like Jimmy Savile being a total perv is a surprise to anyone, there was always something creepy about him and his white hair and all that “Now then, now then”. And the internet’s no slacker when it comes to responding.

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

Knock knock jokes aren't usually very funny. This one is no different. Until the nerd on the right starts to adlib about hotdogs, it's about as funny as cancer. Still, however funny he is, he's not gonna get the girl...

Slacklining is hard enough when you're just standing on one, but this guy really shows off his skills. From balancing on a slanted ladder to riding up and down it on a unicycle. Only attempt this is you're Asian.

Mister Weebl obviously has far too much time on his hands. He's only gone and crafted an audio-visual treat for your senses as a way to pay homage to the earthly delights embodied in teeny tiny onions. Bloody weirdo.

Doing a burn out to load a car onto the back of a lorry was always going to end in tears wasn't it.

Ben Drew looks like he's an East End heavy who you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, and then he sings with the voice of an angel. It's a paradox in motion. And the music sounds heavenly with this new Beats Audio technology.

It's Back To The Future with the least subtle in-jokes and nods to the movies you'll ever hear, but admit it. You still kinda want a pair of these don't you? Well there's only 1500 in the world auctioning for $3.5k to $10k.

There are a lot of different ways to show friendship. Looking after your buddies immediate safety is right up there, but this is the first time i think I've seen it done with a right hook, though. BOOM.

America is a funny place. The land of the home and the free. Well guess again land of the arrested and tased!