Sexy Sax Man

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...

Let this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.

A tiny dwarf hamster called Chicken explores a handmade playground and dares you not to find it cute and adorable even though you usually hate these kinds of videos—you'll powerless with this one, so just enjoy it.

It's an epic orchestral theme and one which deserves only the highest caliber of musician to recreate it. Luckily the gentleman you are about to hear is the best melodica player in the universe. Brace for awesome.

The lesson for today is the importance of that final quarter turn in a backflip. I think our hero will remember this one for awhile.

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

You might think that a hungry dog would eat pretty much anything. This dog proves that you'd be dead wrong as he stubbornly refuses to go anywhere near this slice of low-fat lamb jerky. Fussy git.

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the carnival.

The rope isn't real.. The Prank is. - LOL

Behold the incredible might of this custom built 4.1-liter V8 chainsaw from Down Under—it's the only chainsaw you'll ever need. Trees will topple at a mere glance of this epic beast!