Segway Fails Compilation

The ultimate collection of segway fails. Every single one of these is completely incapable of keeping both wheels on the ground and their face off the pavement. There's nothing funnier than a segway crash. Enjoy!

Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.

No need to hide in shame ever again when you borrow the family car. This is the kind of performance that will get you noticed, plus every cop in the world will want to meet you too. How cool.

Drones, they’re pretty cool and all that, but there’s one thing they can’t quite do yet, they can’t deliver a sausage at 100mph — this man set out to change all that.

Steve O probably has a whole bunch of awesome stories to chose from and this one is pretty damn awesome. Fixing a busted nose using the fist of a boxing legend? You just couldn't make this kinda thing up!

These kids thought it'd be fun to ring a guy's doorbell, then hide. What they didn't know is how it would end. Moral of the story: try not to get in the middle of someone else's prank

Queen Elizabeth II visited the set of Game of Thrones recently when she was on a tour of Ireland, meeting members of the cast and crew but being a total stick in the mud when it came to sitting on the Iron Throne. Boooo.

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

He might not look like he gets all the girls but with his winning formula of a super sweet jacket, prescription eyewear and impressive bowling skills there's no way that Cassanova over here is gonna strike out.

This is one way to give a dog a belly rub, and just in case you were wondering, no those sounds aren't coming from the dog's mouth—let's hope not anyway, other that dog has bellyache.

After pretending to rob someone in broad daylight at an ATM (the “victim” is in on the prank too), many times over, inevitably a hero steps in and dishes out some justice with his fists.