Scumbag Santa

Now this is the kind of job i would really aspire to getting, but i think i'd have to gain some sort of troll-like status first. Yeah, yeah, we all know that kids love him, but is he worthy of their praise or a total D-bag?

Oh dear, how embarrassing. They accidentally misspelled coffee!

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!

She's got NES panties on, the Linux penguin, Tux, on her tee and she's suggestively sucking on a Wii-mote.

This guy will never be taken seriously if he keeps letting people touch inside his mouth..

This is the 16-pound drop-forged sledge hammer with a 32" graphite handle and a heavy-duty reinforcement sleeve near the hammer head for extra durability. Superior quality!

The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.

Your pastries must be more severe! Seriously though, this is both terrifying AND adorable. I must have it! Grab your credit cards and follow me to google! TO GOOGLE!

Forget your Lamborghinis, Ferraris, even Formula One racing cars. None of those come close to the coolness of this motor car.

It's true, you can have too much of a good thing, i know that because i saw it on the interwebs, and here it is! Looks like LOLcat has been eating too many of his own laughs!