Scary Automaton Clown

Back in the 19th century, this is the sort of thing they called entertainment, but unknowingly they were fuelling the nightmares of children, and adults, for generations to come. Kill it. With fire. From space.

So this is what happened to LA film makers, Skyecam Drone Crew, during their documentary filming on Skid Row with a drone. And as much as you feel for the, you have to wonder what did they expect?

Gyms are full of douchebags. This is a statement of fact. If you have a gym membership there’s a one in five chance that you’re a total dick. That’s why I never go to gyms. I just chill in my moms basement eating pizza rolls.

If a girl is about to kick a ball in your general direction you have two options; duck & cover or mock her by voguing. I'd recommend the former as would this guy, once his nose has stopped bleeding...

This has to be a once in a life time thing. The clock is about to run out and you take a behind, over the head shot. It goes in and wins you the game. Just think how many school girl chicks are going to want to blow him tonight!

Trying to show off in your car while there's ice on the road. Not the best idea you've ever had. Not only did you narrowly miss that pedestrian but you wrote off your car too. You total, total dick.

This old guy smashes a jewel thief into his countertop then throws him over the top of it, chasing the thieves from his store. These were just jewels. You should see what he does when people try to steal his Centrum Silver.

OK, so it might not flush once it's finished, but you've still got to be impressed with this kitty who instead of shitting on your prized rhododendrons, has been trained to poop down the toilet. Beyond impressive.

I've seen some dumb things in my time but this stunt was doomed to failure from the outset. Still it's waay better to watch someone else attempt this than ever trying it out for yourself - OUCH!

At last, a personal pet control. This cuddly canine is so well trained that if his barking is getting on your nerves you can just turn the volume down a bit or mute him completely with a voice command.

Skater jumps down a flight of stairs and straight in front of the path of a speeding car. Great work dipsh!t