Sax Beats Flute

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

If you're not familiar with BirGirPall and his BF3 videos, he's a highly skilled lunatic who takes more enjoyment from griefing and trolling than he does from PTFOing. Must be annoying as a team mate but it's worth it.

Cardinal rule no. 1: NEVER advertise your birthday party on Facebook! Within hours 15,000 people had RSVP'd & 1,400 people turned up & made it look more like a summer music festival than a party.

If you're an optimist you see this as half the lockers are still standing. If you're a pessimist, you see this as half an hour she's gotta stay after work to pick them all up.

Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. If you don't feel the slightest bit of vertigo when the cart is teetering on the edge of it's decent, you are not human.

Another hauntingly briliant Disney Pixar mashup from that guy who brought you the equally amazing Upular. If you haven’t heard of Nick Bertke AKA Pogo, you’re in for a treat.

Busting a pretty fly sweater and singing a song about browness; playing around with a loop machine, his voice and the expectations of the crowd. He makes it look so damn easy, it makes you sick just watching his talented self.

Apparently, spinning pens is a favorite past time among the Japanese. Someone needs a new hobby... WTF

Call of duty is a little different in Russia. If you thought that the ballistic knife was an unusual weapon, you ain't seen nothing yet! After a skinful of vodka these two gents are going to duel with jackhammers!

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

This just goes to show that no matter how far away it might appear, filming an avalanche is never a particularly good idea. Even if you're up a hill and around the corner from where it's happening. It will find you and it will cover you with snow.