Rockets On Head, Crotch & Toes

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

Jeff Daniels mixes liberal sentiment with misty eyed conservative nostalgia while explaining why America sucks. This show will be the talk of the watercoolers. To be honest though I preferred him in Dumb and Dumber.

Attempting to avoid a traumatizing experience for his kids this Dad starts singing 'Lalalala' while the lions attack the trainers. I am sure his kids will forget the whole thing now.

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

Steve O probably has a whole bunch of awesome stories to chose from and this one is pretty damn awesome. Fixing a busted nose using the fist of a boxing legend? You just couldn't make this kinda thing up!

Oh man this is a perfect demonstration of the Flop. Only problem is she totally misses the height marker and fails so hard it is actually untrue.

Without a doubt the greatest babysitter prank ever played. This guy is perfect for it. Most people would raise an eyebrow at a talking television, but this guy swallows it hook line and sinker.

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

Like so many others, the cameraman just learned that if you let Usain Bolt get into your head, he'll psych you out before he ever starts running.

If you work from home then one of your daily tasks, probably the hardest one, is fighting off your cat who is a constant distraction, trying to sit on your lap, your laptop, your head, your arm, your ear, you get the idea.

Another eighties adaptation from Legolambs and this time they're headed to LV-426 for inspiration. Re-imagining Aliens as a musical wasn't the hardest part though, getting Ripleys voice so perfect was. Mad skills, guys.