Portal Wars

Flash Game Portals fight for overall dominance of the internet!

The city is under siege by hideous beasts with only one goal in mind - It's time to blast your way through the levels and beat the crap out of these mega monster menaces!

It's as ugly as sin and the game is as simple as they get but if you don't find yourself getting overwhelmed on level 6 or 7 and then swearing a blood oath to beat the game like a one legged ginger stepchild, you just not human.

The sheep are trying to escape. You have to be fast and tranquillize them - If it was me i'd kill them with extreme force!!!

Drag and drop the pinball items on the stage to influence the direction of the ball. Get the ball to the exit point collecting as many bonus points as you can.

At long frikking last! An internet version of Scaletrix, the ultimate slot racing game! Race your way around the world circuits and earn points to try and win the world championships!

Conquer entire continents, one hexagon at a time in this game of global dominance !

Leap from platform to platform by only ever pressing one button. It might sound easy, but it's harder than it looks. You'll need perfect timing and platform prowess to beat this.

Kill zombies with a bat & an unlimited supply of baseballs! What could be more fun!?

It doesn't get any weirder than this! Run around town fornicating with as many fair haired fillies as you can in order to produce a tidal wave of ginger topped offspring. Just don't stay in the sun for too long or you'll burn!

It's time to go insane as we roll out an arcade classic to make your head explode - This is SO fun to play that it will probably kill you as you die in anger!