Polar Bears Attack Woman at Zoo

Don't you hate when uninvited guests drop in at your house? It's almost unbearable!

There are many worthy kickstarter funds, but none more worthy of your hard earned cash than this one. Mr. Bozels is hoping to build his own zoo full of cats, dogs and ants. It will be the best zoo EVER.

I figured this was just some jackass using magnets to spin a 'stone' around on a table, but then he put it on a glass table and my head assploded. Answers on a postcard please. I can't figure this one out...

This is the coolest RC plane I have ever seen! I am not sure what impresses me more the ridiculous speed or this guys ability to control it.

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

This mini fridge beer canon robot is pretty cool. I sincerely hope that building a hot chick robot is next on his list. Then he'll have a party on his hands.

Well, maybe thats not totally true, it might not have done that just by itself. It did kinda have a little help from a dude with a HUGE brick - WTF!?!

Not known for it's liberal stance, fox news takes a moment to embrace it's true feelings about homosexuality. They take it a little too far though as two men hold hands while getting wet and slippy at a potters wheel.

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Who knew Harry Potter fans were so hot? Would’ve made it to some of those conventions if someone had said…..Now where’s my pink wand!?

The Onion tries it's hand at TED style talks and seminars. Don't be put off by the initial complexity of the talk, he speaks fairly slowly and repeats himself a bit in order to help newbies grasp the more difficult concepts.

One player, one ball and one idiot. With these ingredients you know something funny is going down. To be honest I had no idea that golf balls got hit hard enough to do this. Maybe golfers can actually command some respect?