Phony Karate Debunked

It might sound incredible and as though it's teetering on the edge of believability at the beginning but by the end it's flat out batsh#t cray-cray. It doesn't need an in depth debunking, just some humorous mockery.

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.

Christmas is all about sharing and this cute chick has been kind enough to share her gorgeous body with us - WOW!

These girls have true talent.. even in today's entertainment business. And to think: Now, they're probably someone's grandmothers. WOW

This ubermensch hits pitchbacks like he's playing a video game. Why? Because he's an unearthly talented baseball BOSS, maybe? Or he's unearthly talented at After Effects, but no one could hit like this. Not even Kenny Powers.

Old Gold time! 1998 was one hell of a drug. It was if this guy is anything to go by. He says cryptic computery things and sports a rapist beard. Also, he's a macfag, just in case you thought it couldn't get any worse.

When they get back from their tour they can go on another tour, as backing dancers for Lady Gaga. Fame & fortune awaits boys, fame & fortune. AWESOME!

It's weird, but when women enter into a man's realm of FAIL it's much funnier. This girl tries to use a grocery cart to achieve flight, but fails with a spectacular nosedive, landing right on her twin engines.

Hunter Pence drives in two runs with a double as a third run scores on Jon Jay's misplay in center field in the third inning. I don't know what that means, as I don't watch baseball, but it's still pretty damn awesome to watch.

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets and locked them in your shed. Be afraid.

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to get a good story. Sometimes. Either this reporter is terrified riding the slide or she is just practicing her Angry Bird impersonation?