Phallic Foods

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

It just seems like such a long way to go for the President of the United States to take just have have a pint of the black stuff, maybe there was another reason? Next time wait until Jedward breaks America methinks!?

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL

Everyone's getting all excited about the post-PC age of computing that's about to dawn on us, using cloud technology so we can have access to our computers anywhere we go.

I doubt apathy is the reason it's not reacting to a total invasion of it's space. More like it is biding it's time and waiting for your concentration to be elsewhere. Cat owner, prepare to have cat shit on your bed!

If social networking was a thing back in the 1940s, this sort of thing would have totally happened. I wouldn't have known as I'd be to busy face-stalking Marilyn Monroe...

This is what real friends are made of. If your buddy won't lie in a puddle of urine while you stand on him and relieve yourself into a urinal, he's not your buddy.

Prepare for a cuteness overload with a large dose of adorbz on the side, this will touch the nerve-strings of the toughest man on the planet. Something tells me that they drugged the dog, just to make sure it didn't get hungry!?

This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.

Engrish is all the rage. If you haven't got things written on your chest in an incomprehensible foreign language then you're just not cool. Even if the words are off the back of a packet of preparation H. Who cares? It's cool.