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Parrot Does Matthew McConaughey Impression
Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?
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You can style your face how you want, with the sort of blades that Wolverine would trim his sideburns with!
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I'll tell you one thing for damn sure. I wouldn't mess with this dude's fingers. They look pretty ferocious, like they've been waxing old cars and painting some Mr. Miyagi's fences. He still can't break a wafer tho. LOL!
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These Long Island kids have the best parents ever and you can see why from the amount of fun they're having sledding on a homemade backyard luge that's so good it's depressing for anyone who's only ever built a snowman in their backyard.
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They are bursting to get out of the restrictive strain of that T-shirt. Let them be free, release them so they can bounce openly for us all to gawp at & admire. For that is the way of the bewb.
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A chick running to her seat is cut off by her classmate and trips into the corner of her desk. If there is one thing that she will learn in school today it will be never to trust your friends again. Ever.
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Sometimes you can't help pullling an awesome beach prank on a cute chick and these guys already managed to pull it off. Adding the drink was a nice touch guys, but then, she was a blonde so it couldn't have been that hard!?
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Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.
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An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!
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So you’re taking a vacation, you’ve been looking forward to it but you hate flying. Don’t worry, the inflight movie should take your mind off it, just press play and — oh God, oh dear God no.
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Looks like the Grim Reaper is trying to get a headstart on that whole ''Til death do us part' thing.
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