Parrot Does Matthew McConaughey Impression

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.

What a year it’s been - How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!”

If your a fan of the humble harmonica and like to see it being played by someone who more than likely just sold their soul for skillz, then you're in luck. These guys are so badass they even add in some beatbox.

The side-scrolling perspective usually distances you from the action. But what would it be like from Mario's perspective? Step up Freddie Wong who's kindly given us a perspective on that perspective.

Improv Everywhere live up to their name by taking 23 actors and 2 dogs into the public space of Prospect Park in Park Slope, Brooklyn, NYC and went on “mute” at selected intervals.

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. Throw those hands in the air, start making some shapes, gurn your face into a contorted grimace & then get back to work.

She’s the greatest 21 year old teenager of her generation, single-handedly showing the acting world how to be the most miserable human being alive. Here you see a masterclass of acting as she exhales breath in a stroppy way.

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

Rémi Gaillard - king of trolls - does the unthinkable in a car wash station. It'll make you chuckle because it exaggerates a common problem we all encounter regularly.