Pageant Host Makes Big Entrance

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

If there's one thing you REALLY want to be prepared for it's the zombie apocalypse. It's definitely coming, it's just a matter of timing and whether or not you have got the appropriate tools for the job...

James Van Der Beek not just a talentless douchebag after all! OK, that was a bit harsh, he did star in Dawson' Creek which was one of the, er, lamest TV shows ever. But, there's always a chance for a person to redeem themselves.

A pitcher and catcher get frustrated with the home plate umpires inconsistent strike zone and throw a cheap shot at his head.

Ok, not sure if you can call a chick 'Awesome', but that word pops into my head whenever i see her - WOW!

A weird illusion that blows my tiny little mind. It's something to do with the frame rate of the video camera strobing the flow so that it looks like it isn't moving. Personally, I say BURN THE WITCH!

Sometimes reality is waay stranger than fiction - It actually isn't that weird when you consider the fact that one of her parents is an octopus! Seriously strange stuff!

Move your MILF ass off the mattress, it's GILF time! You've heard of cougar hunting, here comes dragon slaying!

Welcome to Key West, a place where you can chill-out, relax and CRASH! D-bag with a camera, female driver, moped.... It's ironic that you have to go to an island paradise to find such a perfect storm.

I don't think it matters if you haven't watched the first two. It moves at a lightning fast paced and plays fast and loose with the coherence of it's narative so buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

It looks like his leg is about to explode, we suggest he goes to see a doctor or a psychotherapist (because, lets face it, this looks insane) straight away. This is totally freaky!