Out Of Order

Damn, I Wanted Some Juice !!! And there's me fresh outta juice as well. Suppose I'll have to go back to the classic style. Sometimes you don't know how lucky you are to have missed out!

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

Ever loved your electrical gadget so much you could eat it? Well now you can! You've heard how the Scottish like a deep friend Mars bar, right? Well, this is the next step. OM NOM NOM!!!

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.

Rule Number One: Never thrust your eyes, however much you think that what you are seeing is normal and makes sense. Take a moment to look a little more and then your whole world changes.

If you're a fan of internetisms then this is the shirt for you. It features all the usual suspects on the front, a Reservoir Dogs theme and even a surprise waiting for you on the back. Awesome.

Could this be a strange mystery of nature or just a bunch of flying rats crapping on the great math of our time? Either way i think someone just found the subject of Dan Brown's next book!

Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

Ok, so you have the 'duckface' pretty much perfected so now it's time for a tougher challenge. It's time to (wo)man up and attempt a fivehead - Your parents/aunt and uncle/brother and sister will be so proud.

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?