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Ordering A Pizza He Is
Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.
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Don't be freaked out by this, it's not like the internet is spying on you while you sit in front of it and fap to the abundance of hot chicks who are all over it. It's just magic, plain simple magic. OMFG!!!
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If you've ever wondered, and you know you have, just what exactly those girls are thinking when they do all those ridiculous poses in front of the webcam, pulling all many of crazy faces, then this image will go some way to explaining.
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It's a devastating travesty that we all suffer with every single evening. Won't someone do something?! It's so, so sad....*WAIT! Who uses a desktop computer anymore anyway?
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This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.
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When your food starts to communicate with you as you dine with your girlfriend, you know you've found the girl to stick with for a while. Either that or you are on some serious medication.
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Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.
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Sex in the City keeps it real with a candid photo of Sarah....and a Zebra. Just what I look for in women, a sturdy pair of legs, big ass and the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker.
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So what does this mean? What kind of inside code could "wash hands" be? I heard it could be something drug related, but I can't be sure.
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If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.
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I'm not sure where this is, but they definitely need to budget a little extra money to the police department for next year!
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