Old Man Drops In And Smashes His Head

He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement.

It's getting difficult to stay ahead of the game nowadays, but stay with it! Thanks to a prank double-cross, an attempted headshot is converted to a nutshot. OUCH!

One of the greatest figures of the New German Cinema cracks open his copy of Where's Waldo and wonders aloud about the location of the elusive red and white striped traveler. I think he might be reading too much into it...

Wow. This movie has pretty much every ingredient to make it a total classic, hot chicks in leather wielding guns and kicking A! And as if that wasn't enough it's got samurai ninjas with huge machine guns too. F#ck yea!

Shortly after this, the adults thought it'd be funny have the kid snort a line of sugar off his grandma's chest. Later he passed out and woke up with a tiger in his playroom.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.

This dude misses his landing and faceplants next to the pool. Stupid Aussies, don't they realise that being on the bottom of the planet means that gravity works differently there. Everyone knows that, right!?

"Officer, clearly I have no problem with driving. Pulling over on the other hand is really difficult."

Ever wondered how to tell when an evil, villainous rooster's plan is about to come to fruition? Just listed to his crow. If it starts out normal and ends like this, make sure you're not standing on a trap door...

It was pretty close at the start but the little kid just seemed to be better conditioned for this race.

Helloooooo! Wiiiiiiining! Charlie Sheen puts on his best tiger-patterned chef’s hat and takes to the kitchen with the attitude only a Warlock-Shamen-Ninja-Zen-Warrior can!