Obey Biatch!

Everyone knows it's a dog's life, but spare a moment for the other domestic pet and the feline sub-dom scene that obviously runs rife within their culture. Lets just hope the little fella gets to chow down whilke he's being humiliated!?

Sometimes your brain gets very conflicting information from 'other' parts of it's body and the result is that you are not entirely sure what you are looking at. Even a 2nd glance is confusing when it comes to girls.

Just like there is no need to hide the fact that you are gay, who needs to be modest about playing some of the biggest roles in film history?

As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.

Once he was the envy of the world, kids & adults loved him, if this is how the economy has hit Mickey, just imagine what Minnie must be doing for cash. It's his own damn fault, velveeta stock was a high-risk investment.

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?

Scumbag Steve's got nothing on these guys, the leaders of world. They're total masters when it comes to being major scumbags, they're total pros at it, well two of them are, the others still have a bit to learn.

Gay or not, I'd really love to hang out in this pub at least once. It sounds like the shenanigans are a plenty! Plus I could wear my sumo suit and it's always hard to find just the right occasion to wear it!

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

Oooh yeah, i really wanna get my hands on that, just look at the perfect round, succlent...wait, what? Sometimes something is just too good to be true. At least you'll be getting one of your daily 5 essentials.

While some people will still support baseless prohibition, nobody can disagree with this. Lego is awesome, and so are drugs. This is a marriage made in druggy heaven.