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Nutella Face
If might sounds a bit unusual in terms of make-up etiquette, but on the upside she smells good enough to eat. Someone get me a spoon, quick.
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Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.
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Am I the only one who's first reaction to someone drowning is to lol?
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Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.
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So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.
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Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.
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I doubt apathy is the reason it's not reacting to a total invasion of it's space. More like it is biding it's time and waiting for your concentration to be elsewhere. Cat owner, prepare to have cat shit on your bed!
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It's great to go out to dinner, you and your partner, bottle of vino, lovely steak, maybe some seafood to start. You can't help but have a good time, just don't try and reserve a table at the local crematorium.
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One half of this couple is devastated that their significant other is acting all weird and it could spell the end as maybe they don't love the other as much as they once did. Maybe they just hate them now.
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To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.
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I don't know which is more disturbing, the fact that someone would try to mail him or the fact that it happens so frequently the post office has a stamp for it.
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