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Poor kid doesn't know what to do! Those damn homonyms..LOL

Dolphins are seriously intelligent creatures and we don't really know if they regard us as idiots or not - This might look like an accident, but I think he did it on porpoise. Just look at the expression on his face!

It appears nature is attempting to accelerate the pace at which it eliminates people who "plank" from the gene pool.

Hmm, A re-invented previously somewhat obscure comic book character doing battle with the quintessential bare handed, ass kicking master.. Sounds like a turkey shoot to us.

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.

This dude dislocates his shoulder after his buddies convince him that he can run through a fence. Epilogue: NEVER trust your friend's advice!

Just because they're one of the few humans to ever set foot on the surface of the moon doesn't mean that they'll be able to keep their balance. Maybe someone tied their moonboot's laces together or something?

Something tells me this might not be the real Superman. He's not wearing his usual spandex and he's not speaking English. Still, it's a pretty good party trick and this guy really commits to the role.

Those aren't chocolate chips, they're the eyes of small woodland creatures! You know you're in the realms of metal when you see fat losers in face paint. We should gather all metallers up, put them on a Viking long boat & set fire to it.

The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.

Updating Facebook relationship statuses isn't the first thing that most new couples do when they get married, but these two can't even wait to get off the altar. Kinda sad if you think about it :(