Nothing Can Rival the Jumping Cat

Humans can barely jump as high as they grow tall, but this can do astounding things by leaping into the air like a total badass and proving that truly nothing can rival the jumping cat.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

I didn't even know that hand dancing was a thing that people did. Turns out some people are so good that others will add CGI effects to them making the whole thing look even cooler. The More You Know!

Sometimes you just have to let nature take it's course and not interfere - He could've been a little nicer about it.. the poor thing obviously had an itch. LOL

The worlds most awesome taxidermy specialist has released his first music video. Chuck Testa, we salute you and all the fuzzy little animals that you've filled with sand.

Behold the world of tomorrow! A utopia where yharge all of your household electronics by simply putting them on this magical mat and swearing like f#ck at it. It's good to see some things never change!

Apparently, there is crying in baseball.

These two biking tribes hate each other, one of them thinks they're off-road hardasses while the other thinks the danger of the roads makes them the badass, so what better way to sort it out than a rap battle.

This dude had no chance at clearing the fence but tossed in a front flip to at least pick up some points for style.

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.