Not So Fast And Furious

Those films would have been far better if the races were set up like these. Sure, it wouldn't be as high octane, but the physical comedy of Vin Diesel pushing his ricer would have more than made up for it.

Getting up for work is always a serious challenge, prepare to meet the master of rousing you from slumber! And you thought your alarm clock was annoying in the morning - Prepare to meet hell!!!

Take some bonus rock song from the Harry Potter soundtrack, re-edit some of the scenes from the movie and you have Harry Potter in a completely new light. Now when's the release date?

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

This guy's angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.

What is respect when it comes down to sex? Being a player, crushing a lot, taking mad risks?! It ain’t just about the platinum and the ice, you gotta remember the rubber cos it protects you and your partner! You don’t get no respect when you’re goin

A tiny dwarf hamster called Chicken explores a handmade playground and dares you not to find it cute and adorable even though you usually hate these kinds of videos—you'll powerless with this one, so just enjoy it.

Stupidity is clearly nature's way of evening the odds against guys with power tools. In this case it's a clear 1-0 victory against dumb humans - FAIL!

This kid spills half his molotov cocktail down his back. How can he be so wasteful when there are so many needy anarchists in London?

A female driver leaves her car in neutral while she is shopping and it rolls onto the highway. She is not doing the female stereotype any favours with this kind of driving.

Guys throwing chairs, men punching women, and security guards tearing really tacky clothing. In any language, those things mean somebody found about the other baby daddy.