Not Impressed

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

Don't listen to those people who taunt you in the street about the fact you are a geek a a wastezoid, spending all your life in a make-believe world. When they meet a moose it will be them who will be in trouble. Epic!

I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.

Kids today, they have it all, but are still not satisfied! Even 2pac would be jealous of that gangsta Cookie Monster hat! (note: iphones, the phone for gangstas)

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.

And look what you wake up to. Ugh. Double ugh. No sharing a breakfast with this not-so-fine specimen of the female species, but such is the manipulative powers of make-up.

Listen up guys, intel tells us someone within our ranks has been sharing secrets about which garbage cans are the best to hit to those damn cats! If I find out who the traitor is, there will be hell to pay!

If I had a penny for every time some jackass took my photograph and managed to ruin the picture by focusing on what was going on behind me, I'd have a LOT of pennies.

Dirty Harry wouldn't have been quite so cool if he had come face to face with Dustin Hoffman as he failed to go full retard. Your move, Clint.

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

This is the 16-pound drop-forged sledge hammer with a 32" graphite handle and a heavy-duty reinforcement sleeve near the hammer head for extra durability. Superior quality!