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Not Even Once
Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.
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Omar
Please teach the rest of these internet hooligans how to write and reesrach!
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Something tells me this is how Clyde started out when he was young, back in the days before Right Turn made him popular.
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Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!
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If you're feeling down or depressed, just take a look at this dude and repeat after me; "It could be much, much worse. At least I'm not THIS guy". you should feel instantly better. That'll be 120 euros please.
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The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.
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Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.
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Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?
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It's the war of the wizards and time to sharpen those wands & staffs! It's anyones guess who will win but never forget, plus, after Gandalf leaves the world of the Hobbits and elves, he becomes Mag-feckin-neto!
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The duckface is quite simply the most annoying facial expression that humanity can achieve and seing it constantly all over facebook and the like just makes it worse. God knows why anyone would want it inked...
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It's difficult being a man, nearly dying every time you get flu, deciding where to pee when you're caught short and you're out and about, and trying to read your girlfriend's mood from her facial expressions.
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Don't listen to those people who taunt you in the street about the fact you are a geek a a wastezoid, spending all your life in a make-believe world. When they meet a moose it will be them who will be in trouble. Epic!
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