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Not Even Once
Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.
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Omar
Please teach the rest of these internet hooligans how to write and reesrach!
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After reading the strap line for this product how the hell could you ever consider putting these in your mouth without the brand name fixated in your head....But then again?
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I'm sure Ripley believed what Newt told her but i hate to say it kid but you are WRONG! Sometimes they come during the day and take a seat so near to you that they could steal your hotdog!
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You have here a selection of women of all different nationalities, from Sweden, Japan, USA to the far east -- all the beautiful colours of womankind is here on display, but can you spot the odd one out? Look closely now.
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It's nice of your parents to check in to see you are ok, and of course doing what you are supposed to be doing. But sometimes keeping them in the picture might not quite be the right thing to do. LMAO
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All the destinations you could ever want to go to and exactly how to get there, job done. Now all i have to do is go pack!
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Do you think the time that the president decided to announce they'd killed Osama was intentional? Not because of the proximity to the mission but because he could get one over on Donald Trump.
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Normally these are referred to as 'cock pushups' but in this case I think vader is relying on his midichlorian count to keep him front faceplanting.
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Well, you can be sure, I DON'T wish my girlfriend was as hot as this..
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It's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!
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This note is a cry for help from a maiden in distress about the power of the dorm shower head. Problem is how the hell does she know what she knows, it begs the question - WTF!?!
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