North Versus South

If there was a dance competition between north and south korea, who would you bet on to win? North might be more in sync, but I reckon south would have more flair.

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

Another kodak moment. I guess there's something to be learned from this; don't pose next to a camel unless you want to be it's new chew toy.

She's got NES panties on, the Linux penguin, Tux, on her tee and she's suggestively sucking on a Wii-mote.

Engrish is all the rage. If you haven't got things written on your chest in an incomprehensible foreign language then you're just not cool. Even if the words are off the back of a packet of preparation H. Who cares? It's cool.

The joys of riding a motorcycle, the open road, no safety requirements and a powerful beast between your legs and all the power you could ever need. Just don't go fast!

Listen to the lady, she speaks perfect sense. This is the sort of pic you need hanging up on the inside of your locker, or attached above your bathroom mirror. Just to remind yourself.

Remember your first car? You probably thought it was a total muff magnet, right? Well, chances are it was a steaming heap of crap, but it just looked awesome to you at the time. You were this kid.

Dogs, don't you just love them, they are with you through thick & thin, always there with their unconditional love and ready to lisk your face with tose wet tongues of theirs, could there be anything nicer?