No Crab For You!

This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. Sometimes your dinner just has other plans and doesn't wanna stick around to get eaten - WTF!?!

Look at those lovely long dark flowing locks, tell me you wouldn't hike across mountains made of rotting cat shit & rivers of streaming tramps' urine to lick her elbow. HUBBA!

Poor dude knocks over turntables - He must have gotten confused when he heard someone say, 'Let the beat drop!'

Animals get radical - My failure to skateboard worth a damn when I was young is now more pathetic than ever - A compilation of animals who are definitely better at skateboarding than most humans.

A rare deleted scene from Star Trek 2 was recently found in the basement of Paramount Studios. This powerful scene gives more insight and depth to the classic 1982 film. Enjoy this exclusive sneak peek.

Man this chick kind of makes me feel sick, just because you know she must be so dirty in the nookie department.

It's getting difficult to stay ahead of the game nowadays, but stay with it! Thanks to a prank double-cross, an attempted headshot is converted to a nutshot. OUCH!

Hey, we don't know the circumstances, but this is a fu**ed way to end a 7 year relationship.

The 'Monkey Jesus' fresco restoration might be a relatively new occurence, but what if Jesus always got that sort of treatment at the hands of portrait artists? It might have even saved his bacon!

If this isn't out and out the single weirdest music video that you've ever seen, well, I'll turn into an old man turtle and scuttle off behind a jury of ghosts. Also, you're a nut. You're crazy in a coconut.

Another bizarre video from Weebl's Stuff written as a testament to how much Mr. Weebl likes meat, specifically bacon. To be fair I don't think he's the only one who loves bacon, but he's the only one who loves it enough to make a video like this!