New Shoes

Paulo Nutini performs his hit song '"New Shoes" on the big screen. Cool song. Cool Shoes. Cool ad.

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head. I think she should maybe dye her hair blonde when that black eye fades - OUCH!

When pr0n star Lord Blackwood suddenly starts killing people with his mighty endowment, Sherlock Holmes has to stop him before it's too late. Lets hope he solves the case before it gets really 'messy'.

Clearly some of these people are mentally unstable but there is one douchebag who puts his hand in a bin to find a napkin to wipe his mouth with. Thats just moronic.

DoCoMo is back with another lighting fast cooking demonstration. We previously saw them cook fried shrimp in 3 seconds, now watch them make and cook Chinese dumplings in even less time.

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

You might think over the years that you have got this one covered, but just wait till you see how this genius eats them. You'll be totally blown away. You've been doing it all wrong :(

This is home-grown and packs a punch! Chicks on the receiving end of a watermelon that's travelling just under the speed of sound is truly something to behold - OUCH!

Now this looks like an Oscar winning movie, with some superb performances from the finest young actors & actresses. It’s not just naked women & money shots that the porn industry gifts us with, but also some incredible puns.

You know there's a recession on when the guy driving the baggage truck at the airport needs to make his own beeping noise due to cutbacks. It's crazy! I mean, what, are they charging by the 'beep'?

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.