Near-Death by Fireworks

Leave sleeping dogs lie.. And remember, these things are not toys - LOL

I hope something terrible happens to her and she has to become the "dishpan hands" model.

What's more priceless: The family heirlooms destroyed in the crash or the fact that he videotaped himself failing so miserably at teaching his daughter something he's clearly not good at?

When you're filming you child and he utters his first fully formed word you don't want it to be a word like this. Still it could have been a lot worse. He could have said "Tittysprinkles", "Clungenugget" or even "Bieber"

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

This is probably the greatest video on Youtube ever made ever! Well, until that new one comes out in about 2 second's time, but until then enjoy the greatest video ever made. EVAR!

"Congratulations, Caitlin, on your exemplary performance on Wheel of Fortune. Unfortunately, MENSA can not accept you at this time. Please apply again after answering a question on Jeopardy."

They’re two countries which share a close proximity to one another but culturally and politically couldn’t be further apart - time-lapse 100 years of styles are compared from 1910 to 2010.

Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars' hit "Uptown Funk" gets a makeover and is sung in the styles of characters from Family Guy, American Dad and King Of The Hill in this new vid from impressionist Mikey Bolts.

This chick not only takes out two motorcycles while parking but also smashes into four cars.

These things are usually pretty boring but this one is both amusing AND educational. It has left me a little unsatisfied though. I still don't know exactly what a Guadalajaran knuckle tuck is. Anyone?