NOT A Morning Dog!

They say 'it's a dog's life' and by the look of this mutt i'd say they are probably right - I probably look a lot like this dog before I get my first cup of coffee in the morning.

They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.

If pranking be the goo of love, then prank on goddammit! This is how you pwn your girlfriend and then get her to marry you.

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit building & laugh at her blood-curdling screams of terror. I miss those days!

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

A semi-truck with five feet of snow on top of it hits a bridge on the highway blinding the driver behind him.

Animal expert Tom Hooker gets an exclusive interview with Morgan the California Seal Lion, who lives at the Combe Martin Wildlife & Dinosaur Park in North Devon, England. And Morgan's pretty excited about it.

Why else would you learn a musical instrument? Why does anybody do anything? To attract the opposite sex, that's why. You may have painful fingers by the end of all that playing around, but it would've been worth it.

This dude comes speeding down the highway swerving in and out of traffic and suddenly loses control and rolls his car off the shoulder. It's good to know there are people driving linke this on our highways :(

A time lapse video of some awesome retro-themed super mario street art being created. As if creating a badass picture of mario with chalks wasn't hard enough this guy does it on the floor while correcting for perspective.

Songs, they’re all just one big variation on the ‘one song that rules them all’, aren’t they? Who knows. But look how similar Coldplay sounds to Katy Perry and Black Eyed Peas’ “The Time” and a whole bunch of other songs.