Monkey Humps Tourist's Head

This relationship works out perfectly for the monkey because he doesn't really want to get attached until he finds his own place, anyway.

It's no secret that sex sells and advertisers make full use of that partucular marketing tool at every turn. This however, is right over the top. I'll take 5 cases!

No wonder he was in such a hurry to make it through the turnstile. His trip started a little earlier than he'd expected.

Even iPhone apps are trying to keep a brother down. Using the iPhone's cameras and advanced blackness detecting technology Siri can assess the user's ethnicity and tailor it's racism accordingly. Amazing.

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

It takes a pretty big leap of faith to say that these butthorns couldn't see this coming. Good thing no one was hurt.

It's a hit and run...and LOL - This could be a scene from the original Police Academy with how ridiculously slap stick it is. What would you do? Call the cops of just laugh at this fool?

Glorious. I can't believe nobody has thought of filming a hot chick having her ass kicked in slow motion before. I could quite happily watch this all day on a loop. Quick, someone make a 50 hour version!

I definitely don't think he was expecting that.. LOL

Any wreck you can walk away from is a good one. One you crawl through the mud from as you watch your car go up in flames is an embarrassing one you try to keep off the Internet.

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...