Mom's Dating Advice

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

Gummi bears. Food of the gods. If only there was a way to combine their inate deliciousness with the inebriating power of hard liquor. WELL NOW THERE IS!

Guess what's on special tonight!? Don't get your hopes up though, this is probably the most depressing bar in the northern hemisphere. Nothing is on special. You are not special, in fact, we hate you. Get out, you're barred.

This is such a blatant double-entendre that it makes you wonder if maybe she subconsciously meant to post it - LMAO!

Have you ever laughed at sci-fi programmes and said to youself, "Who the hell comes up with these dumb ideas?". Well think again because it looks like Captain Kirk & Picard have had an effect on our technology. WTF!?!

Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.

They say love is one of the greatest things that can ever happen to you. Well, they have never had their heart ripped to pieces have they!? This is love as played out by the internet's beloved memes. So ronnery.

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...

You know those cosplay costumes that really good looking girls wear that make you want to become a life-long comic fan and spend your life at those nerdy conventions hanging out with them? Well this is not one of those times.

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!